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#1 You might be a comic book geek if.......
You might be a comic book geek if.......
1) You ever thought of naming you children Clark, Bruce, Peter or Logan
2) You have a box full of clear special plastic bags with matching acid free backing boards. Double Points if you know what a Mylar bag is, tripple if that is all you'd ever use.
3) If you ever considered getting rid of furniture to fit more comic book boxes in your house.
4) If you have ever seriously considered changing your legal name to Jack "King" Kirby.
5) If not only do you know who Stan Lee is but if the names Bob Kane, Steve Ditko, Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster, and Frank Miller make you want to stand up and salute the flag.
6) If you not only know who Gwen Stacey is but you think you might still have a serious crush on her.
7) If you a remember a time when all comic character were actually Heterosexual.
8) If the word Clone and Spiderman in the same sentence still sends you running to the toilet bowl to vomit.
9) If every time you watch James Bond: Tomorrow Never Dies you can't help but think "How did James Bond end up with Lois? Superman is gonna kick his @$$!
10) You have ever uttered the worlds... I want Barry Allen back! Or Hal Jordan... Dick Grayson... Oliver Queen (you get the Idea)
11) If your idea of a fun date is to take your girl friend to Barnes and Noble, order lager Coffees and read the comic trade paper backs all night until closing.
12) if you ever paid over 50 bucks for one comic book and knew you just got the deal of the century!
13) If you keep having dreams that you actually got THE INCREDIBLE HULK #181 for Christmas. Double Points if you know why you'd dream such a thing!!!
14) If you ever stood in line for hours on end to have some guy who the rest of the world has no idea who is, sign your comic books.
15) If you not only know there has been more then one Robin, but you can name all three of them off the top of your head. Double points if you thinking right now "Hey there is Four if you count the one Frank Miller had in Return of the Dark Knight."
16) If when a bully/boss/spouse/etc picks on you have an incredible urge to shout out "In the Brightest day, in Darkest night, no evil shall escape my sight, let those who worship evils might, Beware my power, Green Lantern's Light!"
17) if during an angry fit the words "Hulk Smash" or "It's Clobbering time" are the first things to escape your lips.
18) if you have ever made a list or had a discussion over what the different colors of Kryptonite does. (if you know there was more then just green!)
19) If you know Alfred's Last name.
20) if you can list all the names of the Original Justice League. Bonus if you can do the Avengers too!
21) If you know who Wally West is.
22) If you know what kinda ring Bruce Wayne would be keeping in his cave.
23) If you have ever tried to buy/download a boot leg copy of the Fantastic Four movie that never got released.
24) If you think yelling out "Wonder twins powers Activate form of a _________ " (fill in the blank) is a good way to bond with someone.
and last but not least..... (drum role Please)...... 25) It is Wednesday and you are pulling together all the money you can find to go pick up your weekly stash of comics!!!!
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47 comentarios
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Muy bueno.
Yo iva por el punto numero 9 y me dieron ganas de vomitar. ¿porque sera?
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jojojo... lo mejor (?) es k cumplo varios puntos.
estoy hecho mierda?
__:: just Punk ::__
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Boludooooo, soy un Comic Book Geek!!!!!!! (y lo digo como si fuera una noticia NUEVA, siiii claaaaro...
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Posta, el 80 % de lo que dice ahí me iodentifica... 'toy quemado.
Bye.
G.L.
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Nada más que el 80%... DIOS, ESTOY MUY QUEMADO!!!
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grosisimo geekdom has arrived ![Sonriendo]()
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Muy bueno Fede
creo que lo somos todos :S
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hahahaha, la verdad que cumplo varios de esos requisitos, pero por suerte los mas alarmantes y extremos todavia no
(cuando me cambie el nombre a Jack "king" Kirby me empiezo a preocupar
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por dios!!1 estamos muy kmal todos... pero sino este foro como se llamaria??? aprenda a hcer repisas en 5 faciles pasos???? noooo somos re locos de los comics!!!!
Ahi nos olemos.
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Muy cierto estamos todos quemadisimos, sino cual seria la gracia?
Live Long and Prosper