#1 [MMA] Cuando sabes que viste demasiado MMA.
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1. when you refer to the missionary sex position as THE GUARD.
2. when you're having sex doggystyle you sink your hooks in and go for the rear naked choke.
3. everywhere you go you size up the people who fit into your weightclass.
4. when you tape your fists for a street fight.
5. when you go for an armbar in a bar room rumble.
6. when you think MMA should be an Olympic sport.
7. when you get pissed because ESPN covers the national spelling bee and baseball over MMA.
8. when you work out to the UFC theme song, Face the Pain by Stemm.
9. when you feel like pimp slappin' somebody when your watching a fight and someone says I would've done this, that, and this. (If you've never been in an MMA style match, you should keep your mouth shut.)
10. when you think the greatest TV show in history was The Ultimate Fighter on Spike TV.
11. when you laugh at the people who still practice traditonal martial arts (Karate,Taekwondo,etc) and think that it really works.
12. when you think black eyes, busted lips, and cauliflower ear is trendy and just looks cool.
13. after a fight you hug and shake your opponents hand and thank him for the ass whoopin.
14. when Fight Club is your favorite movie.
15. when you're constantly looking for someone to test out your new submission on.
16. when you drink like a stallion but don't smoke or do drugs.
17. when you think two guys rolling around in a cage half naked is so not gay.
18. when you think the people who hate on MMA are really just mad because they can't fight!
19. when you win a majority of your street fights with ground and pound.
20. when you feel empty while watching an kickboxing/boxing match.
21. When you're in the waiting room to see your Doctor you wont move from your seat when your name is called until you're entrance tune starts playing.
22. When you name your pet python Royce.
23. When you change its name to Gracie
24.You hear the CNN newscaster say "RNC" and you get all excited, only to find out they're talking about the Republican National Commitee
25.When in bed with your wife or girlfriend you are doing jiu-jitsu reversals to maneuver her into the position you want.
26. When talking with friends, bosses, or relatives you eye them up and down to see which would be easier to get on them: the armbar or the choke.
27.You are constantly staring at other people's ears while at bars and clubs to see who is a grapple
28.It becomes increasingly difficult to say "so your a black belt in Tae kwon do-- that very impressive," with a straight face
29.Everytime your Girlfriend/Wife tries to hug you from behind you instinctively tuck your chin in and brace yourself for a Rear Naked Choke
30.You eye up people, guessing what their fighting style would be like and take their build in to consideration to determine the best strategy of kicking their ass
31.When your girlfriend asks you "Where did you learn that move" after sex, and you say Ricardo Arona.
Diganme si ninguna vez les paso alguno de los items que puse arriba !!!!!!!!
1. when you refer to the missionary sex position as THE GUARD.
2. when you're having sex doggystyle you sink your hooks in and go for the rear naked choke.
3. everywhere you go you size up the people who fit into your weightclass.
4. when you tape your fists for a street fight.
5. when you go for an armbar in a bar room rumble.
6. when you think MMA should be an Olympic sport.
7. when you get pissed because ESPN covers the national spelling bee and baseball over MMA.
8. when you work out to the UFC theme song, Face the Pain by Stemm.
9. when you feel like pimp slappin' somebody when your watching a fight and someone says I would've done this, that, and this. (If you've never been in an MMA style match, you should keep your mouth shut.)
10. when you think the greatest TV show in history was The Ultimate Fighter on Spike TV.
11. when you laugh at the people who still practice traditonal martial arts (Karate,Taekwondo,etc) and think that it really works.
12. when you think black eyes, busted lips, and cauliflower ear is trendy and just looks cool.
13. after a fight you hug and shake your opponents hand and thank him for the ass whoopin.
14. when Fight Club is your favorite movie.
15. when you're constantly looking for someone to test out your new submission on.
16. when you drink like a stallion but don't smoke or do drugs.
17. when you think two guys rolling around in a cage half naked is so not gay.
18. when you think the people who hate on MMA are really just mad because they can't fight!
19. when you win a majority of your street fights with ground and pound.
20. when you feel empty while watching an kickboxing/boxing match.
21. When you're in the waiting room to see your Doctor you wont move from your seat when your name is called until you're entrance tune starts playing.
22. When you name your pet python Royce.
23. When you change its name to Gracie
24.You hear the CNN newscaster say "RNC" and you get all excited, only to find out they're talking about the Republican National Commitee
25.When in bed with your wife or girlfriend you are doing jiu-jitsu reversals to maneuver her into the position you want.
26. When talking with friends, bosses, or relatives you eye them up and down to see which would be easier to get on them: the armbar or the choke.
27.You are constantly staring at other people's ears while at bars and clubs to see who is a grapple
28.It becomes increasingly difficult to say "so your a black belt in Tae kwon do-- that very impressive," with a straight face
29.Everytime your Girlfriend/Wife tries to hug you from behind you instinctively tuck your chin in and brace yourself for a Rear Naked Choke
30.You eye up people, guessing what their fighting style would be like and take their build in to consideration to determine the best strategy of kicking their ass
31.When your girlfriend asks you "Where did you learn that move" after sex, and you say Ricardo Arona.
Diganme si ninguna vez les paso alguno de los items que puse arriba !!!!!!!!
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